Humorous Newsroom Comment Of The Day

Anchor on the traffic getting into work Wednesday:
"Is there some kind of special needs conference going on downtown?"

Rare Newsroom Compliment of the Year

"02 was nicely nicely done. clear, concise and a pleasure to read"
After getting brow-beat all day, the anchor floated me some props.
It turned my shitty day around.
For now.

Annoying Newsroom Quote of the Day

"Alright, nobody talk to me until 5 o'clock."

It must be nice to be so important you can be a dick to your co-workers.
Co-workers that are working hard to make your dumb ass look good.

Annoying Newsroom Quote of the Day

"My mouth is completely salivated."

Congrats.

Annoying Newsroom Comment of the Day

"I'm so mad, he bought that yellow hat I wanted."
Really, fancy boy? Really?

Annoying Newsroom Comment of the Day

"Daddy used to plant peanuts."
You're an adult, talk like one. He's not my daddy, don't talk about him like he is. I know this is a southern colloquialism, but that doesn't make talking like a retard ok.

Annoying Newsroom Quote of the Day

"My moral center is so different than everyone else's, I couldn't bear to eat cake."

It's the little things.

Sometimes the little bad things mount and seem like a big bad thing. Then the little good things add up and make the ride worth it. For a while, it felt like my bad days were outnumbering the good days. I know I have no reason to complain, I have more blessings than I deserve, but sometimes I still do. Then all of things little things pop up and restore the spirit. I look forward to those tiny blessings, and hope they come more often. I remember what Oscar says: