BeliBlog: Four For Friday Archives

Q1 - Holiday: Thanksgiving in the United States is traditionally celebrated with a large meal shared among family and friends. In both Canada and the U.S., it's an important family gathering, with many people often choosing to travel long distances to be with loved ones for the celebration. What did you do on Thanksgiving Day, and, what was on the menu for the big meal? I ate alone at Golden Corral... thinking how much the day sucked... about crowds... about closure.. about choices.
Q2 - Religion: I keep seeing this bumper sticker that reads, 'Jesus Is The Answer!' What do you think the question is? Fill in the blank: _____ H. Christ.
Q3 - Innovation: What's one invention that would dramatically change your life for the better? A Crystal Ball.
Q4 - Shopping: Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving in the United States, is historically one of the busiest retail shopping days of the year. How much of your holiday shopping do you get done on Black Friday? How much do you save for what could be considered 'last minute'?" Aw Hell no. I've been shopping on black friday once or twice. No bargain is worth fighting the unwashed masses.
1. Favorite brand of jeans: Levis.
2. Magazine you read regularly: FHM
3. If a button came off your clothing, could you sew it back on? Like I know how to do that!
4. Have you ever had a curfew? When I was a lil boy, my mom told me I could set my own curfew, but I had to stick to it. That worked out fine. It was rarely ever past 2am... I'll take sleep over beer anytime.
5. Most dangerous thing you've done: Every day you face dangers. I could spill some bleach in my Fruity Pebbles... I could get hit on the way to work... I could trip and stuck a screwdriver in an outlet. People do dangerous things on purpose because they're missing something, and that fills a void.
1. Is it approaching winter where you live? Its colder than a witch's tit in the ATL.
2. What season do you like the best? Summer. I like it hotter than a whore in church.
3. What is your favorite thing to do to relax in the upcoming winter/summer? Chase Abby.
1. What, in your opinion, is the most important invention in history? The computer and TV, its a tie.
2. What future invention would you like to see fully functional in your lifetime? Space Tourism for non-millionaires
3. If you could go back in time to witness one event from history, which would you choose? The moon landing.
4. If you could witness one imminent event in the future, what would it be? First Contact with the Vulcans
5. If you had to be any person in history, who would you want to have been? Nobody! Whoever you is, be dat.

I seem to have left my wit and sense of humor in my other pants.

My 2 Favorite TV Lines

From Sanford & Son:
Julio: Buenos Noches, Mr. Sanford.
Fred: Beans and Nachos to you too.


From WKRP:
Mr. Carlson: As God as my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly.

Hurt.

I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hold The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

I knew it!

Kevin Federline: Musical Genius

I have to say K-Fed's new single is sure to set your heart on fire. Bubba can do it all. He raps, he reproduces, he wears hats. Check out his mad lines...

My favorite story of the day...

Hot lezbo cheerleaders busted for making sweet sweet love in a terlet stall. And here I thought that was only in the movies. No word if it ended like the Skinemax movie with the cop patting down the girls with his "night stick."