Hey I'm all man, lady!

Brandi: Second suitor, if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?
Brodie: Wait, what's whoopee?
Brandi: You know, being intimate.
Brodie: What? Like fucking?

Well...

Sometimes it's a good day.
Sometimes it's a bad day.
Sometimes a monkey washes a cat.

Smack Smack

Fair to partly crazy.
Deep down we're all the same.
Every single one of us, knows some kind of pain.
In the middle of all this crazy, one thing still remains.
If you love somebody, you're life won't be in vain.
There's always a rainbow at the end of every rain.