I have been sick since the beginning of the year. Since then, I have had a stomach virus, a sinus infection and a cold. Between them, I have had a filling put in and a sadistic dental hygenist shove large pieces of metal and plastic in my mouth to take some sort of xray. I'm really just getting tired of all of it. I was wondering how all this shit in the air gets into peoples' systems the other day... then I saw the answer. Someone brought a bag of candy to work, and put it on the bridge, so everyone can have some. Then all these people came up and stuck their funky fingers in it and got some. I thought, Do I know these peoples' sanitary habits? One of those bitches could have took a piss or nasty shit and not washed their hands. I don't know about yall but filthy vag gummi bears are not my idea of a lovely after-dinner snack. Yet I watch in disgust as people come up and experience gummi-induced euphoria while a buffet of e-coli and dookie careens down their throats.
What are your tips for keeping healthy this cold and flu season? Hit Comments and release your inner Dr. Phil.
Hi Chas:
ReplyDeleteI hope you are feeling better. Here are my tips.
1. I get the flu shot early even if people say it does not work.
2. I carry a bottle of germ-x and use it all the time.
3. I try to never open a door with my hand. If I do out comes the germ-x
4. At work always us lysol on your desk and phone. You never know who is at your desk when you are not there.
Thats about it.
Love Kat