Onanii

A number of quick thoughts today:

• I get a mini-vacation tomorrow. Time to let the relatives fawn all over the baby.
  
• Happy Diddling Day!
  
• Jude Law in trouble for doing it with his hot Nanny. Ya know why? Cuz he can. He's Jude Law. I always thought he was half-a-fag. Guess I was wrong.
  
• Colin Farrell pissed cuz his Playboy Playmate Girlfriend wanted to sell the sex tape they made. If you were a pretty boy like Farrell, and had a playmate girlfriend, wouldn't you be showing that shit to all your friends? Him and Jude Law are pretty boy fruits who need some bad press.
  
• Telemarketers want loopholes in the 'Do Not Call' list. Screw them. Telemarketers are a cunthair higher on the food chain than child pornographers. I don't understand how these fuckers can get up and look at themselves in the mirror.
  
• The government slams spammers who send porno emails. Good. Spammers are a cunthair higher on the food chain than Telemarketers.
  
• The video game GTA: San Andreas pulled off the shelf because it has a sexually explicit scene. Imagine that. Now Best Buy and several other stores are taking it off the shelf. But yet they keep thousands of other movies with much worse. What do parents think the video game is about? Its about doing crime and stuff. Attention Parents: do your fucking job, monitor what your kids are doing, and quit ruining it for the rest of us.