Sports suck.

There is nothing I care less about than World Cup Soccer, yet its everywhere.  What the hell?  Maybe it’s because I work with people from other countries.  I know I have an arrogant Ameri-centric view of the world, but I just don’t give a shit about this crap.   At least no one tries to start conversations with me assuming I give a shit.  I get that about football all the time. “Did you see the game yesterday?” asks my sports fan friends.  I reply, “I watched a video of this woman who shoots Jack Daniels out of her private parts yesterday… Is that what you’re talking about?”  That usually says more than, “No, and I really don’t care.”