Blender magazine ranked the top 10 wussiest rock acts. I have to agree with them. I’m surprised Michael Bolton isn’t on the list, and where are all those American Idol fags? Maybe collectively they should rank as number one. They royally suck ass. And Michael Jackson… has his wussiness transcended this feeble attempt at listing the wussiest music acts?
10. Hilary Duff - I didn’t even know Hilary Duff did music.
9. Chris Martin – He’s so depressed, wah. Lighten up, bitch.
8. Babyface – the name alone is gay enough.
7. Rascal Flatts – Maybe if they sang about their dog dying and their truck breaking down.
6. Kenny G – No explanation needed.
5. Peter Cetera – eew.
4. Boyz II Men – the wussiest guys that could probably kick your ass.
3. Dan Folgelberg – brought wussiness to a new level in the 80s.
2. Nick Lachey – Gayer than gay. Needs an ass kicking. However, I don’t think I’ve ever heard one of his songs.
1. James Taylor – invented wuss rock.
What about you? Who do you think holds the microphone with a limp wrist? Hit comments and release your inner Simon Cowell.
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