My Girl

My biggest challenge today was getting Abby's pigtails to be even. I'd make a horrible hair dresser!

May The Force Be With Yall!

This is the funniest damn thing I've seen in a while!

One can wish...

Rock's top 10 wussiest acts

Blender magazine ranked the top 10 wussiest rock acts.  I have to agree with them.  I’m surprised Michael Bolton isn’t on the list, and where are all those American Idol fags?  Maybe collectively they should rank as number one. They royally suck ass.  And Michael Jackson… has his wussiness transcended this feeble attempt at listing the wussiest music acts? 

 

10. Hilary Duff - I didn’t even know Hilary Duff did music.

9. Chris Martin – He’s so depressed, wah.  Lighten up, bitch.

8. Babyface – the name alone is gay enough.

7. Rascal Flatts – Maybe if they sang about their dog dying and their truck breaking down.

6. Kenny G – No explanation needed.

5. Peter Cetera –  eew.

4. Boyz II Men – the wussiest guys that could probably kick your ass. 

3. Dan Folgelberg – brought wussiness to a new level in the 80s.

2. Nick Lachey – Gayer than gay.  Needs an ass kicking. However, I don’t think I’ve ever heard one of his songs.

1. James Taylor – invented wuss rock.

 

What about you?  Who do you think holds the microphone with a limp wrist?  Hit comments and release your inner Simon Cowell.

The sexy side of Star Wars

Who knew such a thing existed? Well it don't. Unless you count the semi-incestuous kiss between Luke and Princess Leia erotic. I was 4 when Star Wars came out, I thought it was gross. Something I think is not gross is Natalie Portman naked. Yes, our Princess Amidala is going to bare it all in a movie soon. Wait... hear that? Thats the sound of nerds everywhere sporting stiffies. OK, me too. The original intergalactic temptress was, of course, Princess Leia in her metal bikini in Return of the Jedi. That set many a young man's heart aflutter. OK, me too. Now after 23 years, those metal cups-o-love are still tend to uplift the spirits of nerds everywhere. Ok, me too.

What about you? Who do you think is the hottest sci-fi character? Click comments and release your inner Chewbacca.