Terra Cotta

Q1: Would you be willing to cut off all communication with everyone in your immediate family for one year if it meant by doing so you'd be saving the lives of 10 innocent people whom you do not know? If your answer is no, what if the scenario changed, and instead of 10 people, your action would save the lives of 100 of 1,000 complete strangers? Sure. My family would understand.

Q2: How often do you wash your hair? Every morning.

Q3: Last night, in a nationally-televised address carried by all four major television networks here in the U.S., President George W. Bush promised a massive federal effort aimed at rebuilding the lives, levees, and communities along Louisiana's, Mississippi's, and Alabama's Gulf Coast. In your opinion, should the city of New Orleans be rebuilt in its current location? Aw Hell yeah. The city isn't all the way gone. Many parts weren't damaged. New Orleans somewhere else wouldn't be New Orleans. It would be Orleansville or something like that. But that won't ever happen. The soul of New Orleans is firmly planted between Lake Ponchatrain and the Mississippi River... and nothing can ever change that.

Q4: What, if anything, is on the outside of your refrigerator? Places to eat Eggs Benedict, and a picture of the dining room set I want.

Appetizer
Do your closer friends tend to be male or female? Why do you think that is? Female, easier on the eyes.

Soup
If you could wake up tomorrow with a new talent, what would it be? Guitar God!

Salad
Name a household cleaning item that you would recommend to others. Green Pads. They'll clean anything. Especially on those heavy days...

Main Course
What do you strive for in life? Just to make it 'til tomorrow.

Dessert
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how funny do you consider yourself? 15! boom-boom-boom... Is this thing on?

Top Five Questioning Songs (As always I give you the option of using songs with the word Question in the title or songs that ask questions...it's your choice)
a) Would I lie to you?
b) How does it feel? To be on your own? Like a complete unknown? Like a Rolling Stone.
c) Who'll Stop The Rain?
d) Whats New Pussycat?
e) Can't you smell that smell?

From this week's edition of DUH magazine: females are more likely to have bisexual experiences than men. Those of you who do, send me the pics.