I'm gonna go friggin nuts

Ok, I read about that pig Rosie O'Donnell commenting on her website about stuff. This poem made me throw up my quesadilla:

michael jackson in his pj's made me cry
why has mario quit american idol?
the shick intuition razor is the best invention
since the tampon multi-pack

A multi-pack? She needs a rolled up army blanket and 17 tree-shaped air freshners.
And on the Mario American Idol thing... I'm sick of hearing about this douche. Who cares? Some idiot quits his only chance of stardom, and its news? People suck.

How much you wanna bet he's spinning Elton John and Michael Bolton CDs?
I'm in a pissy mood.