Thursday, March 03, 2005

The News Of The World Ain't Good.

SAD: The Queen Of England met the Four of the greatest guitarists ever. Her response: "And what do you?"
SAD: Ozzy grabs his daughter's boob. The poor bastard probably didn't even know who he was grabbing.
SAD: Pamela Anderson doesn't want to strip any more.
SAD: Charlie Sheen dumps Denise Richards. What a scumbag. I got two words for him: Wild Things. Rent it, sitcom boy.

Like James Brown says, "Fellas, things done got too far gone."
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  1. Chas11:59 AM

    Ok, so shoe doesn't go to her own dorky son's wedding because its his second one... but yet she has no problem knighting an American. If I was Prince Chuckles, I'd so give the old bag the finger, or the two-fingers as yall do in England. "Your Majesty, may I present, Sir Bill of Microsoft."

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