Evening Edition

• On Monday, December 13, 2004 our Noon News beat WXIA’s Noon show with a 3.0/8.0 HH Rtg/Shr.
  
• Badass Christmas II is done. Thanks to the one person who sent in a suggestion. I literally searched through about 3,000+ Christmas mp3s to find the perfect tunes. If you ask nicely you might find one in your stocking. Next to that other crap you're probably just going to return.
  
• While I love the lesbians, I don't see what Portia diRossi sees in Ellen DeGeneres. Is it the obnoxious dancing? Is it her premier cunnlingus skills honed between the legs of many a New Orleans dyke? Or is it just for publicity? Weigh in with your thoughts.
  
• Who knew there was remote control etiquette?
  
• While shopping for some kids on the Angel Tree, I was wondering if there's a similar program for hookers who won't get any presents for Christmas, or Hanukkah. Pimps take all their money, and they don't make that much to begin with. Would it be called the "Ho Tree"? Take off a tag with the name of a hooker, what size bra, what size clear-heeled shoe, and g-string she wears, then bring them back unwrapped to the local 7-11, adult bookstore, or Bus Depot. Never has so little gone so far.