1. Do you watch reality shows? Which ones? I used to watch Ozzy before it went "Hollywood." I think I just watch "The Surreal Life" when its on. All the other ones are boring as hell. Who gives a shit that some dork on an island can't find the best way to sell something, so Donald Trump votes him off.
2. What's your favorite all time reality show? The Osbournes in the beginning. Maybe the 1st season of "The Real World" from back in the day.
3. Do you feel "reality" shows are real or are they faked? They're fake as hell. People doing immunity challenges on an island is not real. Seven mentally-unstable people living in a phat pad in a posh area of town is not reality.
Flavor Flav and Brigette Nielson in the same house is not reality.
~Bonus~ If your life was a reality show what would it be called? "Watching Paint Dry"
What would be the story line that kept people coming back? Fat Dork finds new and inventive ways of screwing up seemingly simple things.
~Bonus 2~ If you could create a reality show of your choosing what would it be about Easy, it would be in a real newsroom. If you heard some of the weird shit, and knew some of the weirdos I've encountered in my years doing this... it would get better ratings than anything on the air. It would feature characters such as these: An Amazonian He-She that roams the halls like Sasquatch... a Ritalin-deprived stoner who spews his opinion at volume 11... the sports guy just beamed down from Planet Mars... The dreadlocked idiot who got fellatiated by a hooker in a live truck.. The guy who got busted because he brought back a borrowed VCR with a gay porn tape in it. It would be better than anything else on the air.
Hallelujah
Baby I've been here before
I've seen this room and I've walked this floor.
I used to live alone before I knew ya
And I've seen your flag on the marble arch
and love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
There was a time when you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show that to me do ya
But remember when I moved in you
And the holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah
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