Misusing The Airwaves

I laughed like a schoolgirl when I made my anchor say, "AND FOR THE FIFTEENTH YEAR IN A ROW... A GROUP OF MINNESOTANS PURIFIED THEMSELVES IN THE WATERS OF LAKE MINNETONKA." Of the thousands of people who were watching my show last night, probably only 3 knew there was a Purple Rain reference there. Too bad I couldn't put video of a naked Apollonia in my show. Maybe on my last show. :) If you were getting ready to be fired from a TV show, what would you put on the last show? Hit comments and let the funk flow.