Saturday Shiznit

1. You achieve a high level of fame in your chosen career. Calls begin coming in for interviews...if you could only appear on one of the following shows, which would you select?
A) Today
B) Live! with Regis and Kelly
C) The Daily Show
D) Oprah
E) David Letterman
F) Jay Leno
G) Jerry Springer
Definately Letterman. I've been an avid viewer since I was like 11. When I was a kid it was the greatest achievement to be able to stay up until after Johnny Carson and see Letterman. He's the funniest of the bunch. 'Today' is too early in the morning, and Matt Lauer and Katie Couric are too chipper for me. 'Regis' would be cool. The Daily Show would be cool, but its on basic cable. I would never in a million years go on Oprah. Jay Leno is OK, but he's no Letterman. And Jerry Springer, what the hell, I'd do it.

2. You have the opportunity to briefly become another person in another body, then spend 48 hours alone with the real you. Would you do it? No way.

3. You have the opportunity to briefly become another person in another body and live a normal life for 48 hours. Would you dare to spend two days as a member of the opposite gender? Sure, that would be an eye opening experience... of course, I'd be a lesbian.

4. Compared to previous years, did you spend more or less money on Christmas gifts? How soon do you think you'll have all of the bills for Christmas paid off?
More. Next Christmas I'll have them paid off.

5. What is the first toy you remember playing with? Star Wars Toys of course!

6. Have you ever downloaded a song or theme song for your cell phone? If so, which one amuses you most? If you haven't, but had to pick one, what would it be? Yes. It plays the Sanford And Son theme when it rings.