Two For Tuesday

1. Two celebs that you feel are the most overexposed: A) Anyone whose last name is Simpson (and isn't animated), we know they look hot and they're stupid and can't sing, yay Jessica, Ashlee and OJ! and B) Paris Hilton. This idiot takes a shit and there's a story about it. Drunk, Rich and Stupid is no way to go through life.
2. Two news items you wish the press would stop talking about: A) This is totally politically incorrect, but I'm tired of hearing about the Tsunami... I know that there's 200-Thousand people dead, and hundreds of thousand of more people without a home and up to their ass in trash and disease, but it just depresses me. It reminds you that no matter how much we fuck with the environment, Mother Nature is still in control. I encourage everyone to give time or money to the relief effort. But I don't think we need to see their plight every night on the news. Its like after 9/11, we didn't need to see the planes crashing into the building 50 times a day. However, I think since the people affected have brown skin, it'll be out of the news in about a month. and B) the Brad and Jennifer split. People get divorced every day... Famous people get divorced every day... Stupid Famous people get divorced every day... Do we have to have them shoved down our throats? They each make $27 Million for their bad acting, and we're supposed to feel sorry for them? We're supposed to feel sad because their love affair is over? Tough Shit. Life shits on you. Welcome to the real world. Fight Club was just a movie for Brad, but for the 99.9% of the rest of the world, its daily life.
3. A) Two songs that you are tired of hearing on the radio: Anything by an American Idol douchebag, or B) with Lil Jon yellin on it.
4. Two TV shows that should NOT be renewed for another reason: A) Any Reality Show B) Any sitcom that has any family in it.
5. Two movies (that are currently showing) that you would recommend. HhMmMmMm. I haven't been in a while. A) Rent Garden State and B) Napoleon Dynamite.

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