Today's moment of Zen comes via E-mail. I've been invited to interview Cybill Shepherd about HER BOWELS. I know irritable bowel syndrome is a serious problem... But I just get the willies thinking of her taking a big nasty shit, then coming out the can to talk to me about it. What would I ask her? Did you wash your hands? Is your sphincter chaffed? Can you fart the 'Moonlighting' theme? This woman's trying to help people and I'm crackin' wise. I'm going to hell or at least be doomed to spend eternity in an aging TV star's rectum.What should I ask her? Hit comments and release your inner Barbara Walters.
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